Tag: olympics

Team USA Beats France In Gold Medal Game, 87-82

TOKYO, JAPAN—Revenge is a dish best served GOLD! Team USA Basketball earned their fourth consecutive Gold Medal by holding off France, 87-82 at Saitama...

Jordan Wilimovsky Qualifies For 2020 Olympics

MALIBU—Swimmer Jordan Wilimovsky is the first man to qualify for the 2020 US Olympic team. Wilimovsky was the only American who placed in the...

Chris Robinson Attacked By Rooster!

HELLO AMERICA!—My friend actor-writer, Chris Robinson called this week to inform me that he had just returned home to his ranch in Arizona from...

Most Awarded Cars In History

UNITED STATES—The measuring stick for success last month was Gold. Yes, the Rio Olympic Games were in full swing and reminding us once again...

USA Defeats Spain Will Face Serbia For Gold Medal

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL—It was sloppy, uneven and at times a choppy semi-final between the United States and Spain on Friday, August 19. Team...

Team USA ‘Cruises’ To Easy Victory In Rio Opener

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL—The United States Men's Basketball team dismantled Team China, 119-62 on Saturday. Kevin Durant was spectacular with 25 points as USA...

The Jordan Rules

LOS ANGELES—At the Staples Center for the second game of  the Pre-Olympic tour for the United States Men's National Basketball team, DeAndre Jordan has quickly...

Prosthetic Leg Stolen From Paralympian

SAN FRANCISCO—A blade-style prosthetic leg, valued at $25,000 has been stolen from a paralympian sprinter's car. Ranjit Steiner's car was parked in the Mission District,...