Hashtag Me Part II

UNITED STATES—"I don't envy your position… And what did you do?" "I told him firmly and in no uncertain terms to remove his hands from...

Hashtag You

UNITED STATES—During the filming of "Mary Poppins," Mickey Mouse molested me.  I must confess for many years, out of shame and admiration for Mr....

Who’s To Blame?

UNITED STATES—Now suddenly, the itch to get away was enormous, Archer felt choked by it. Night had fallen and suddenly, he was his father...

First Date

UNITED STATES—Giselle found herself on a date with Travis Knowles, who was almost as wide as he was tall. The very loud houndstooth design...

Artist’s Return Part 3

UNITED STATES—Off Archer drove after being frisked and subjected to an elaborate sobriety test. The young sheriff told him that they had trouble here...

Artist’s Return Part 2

UNITED STATES—"Why do you have plastic bags?" the young sheriff asked. "Poop bags for the dog." The young buzz-cut sheriff bid Archer to sit on...

The Artist’s Return

UNITED STATES—He was starting to nod off on the freeway. A taillight and ghost tree whose branches twisted half a mile down the road,...

The Cottage Chronicles: Fences

UNITED STATES—Katy is the neighbor with the junky porch and lots of cats. Lotte was the 96-year-old German neighbor with incontinence and an aversion...

A Touch Antisocial

UNITED STATES—It was the longest elevator ride I have ever spent, creeping from one floor to the next. We boarded the elevator garage level at...

Birding

UNITED STATES—When the sun falls and the thermometer goes down a decade, then the time for big game hunting begins. I am the driver,...